Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Top Ten Reasons The American Dream Is Dead


10. Greed is good.

9. Corporations are people, too.

8. We have the freedom to be stupid.

7. Celebrity worship is as nutritious as cotton candy.

6. Too many people have read The Bible selectively.

5. We only thought The Civil War ended in 1865.

4. We have both kinds of news media: conservative and Republican (sung to the tune of The Blues Brothers).

3. Wretched excess and global warming go together like oil and water.

2. The Race to the Bottom is actually The Race to Oblivion.

1. Although God gave us the equipment to make babies, he also gave us the brains to learn how not to do it, but only half the population got that memo.

2 comments:

Karen said...

I don't know if this shows up/how to post it, but here goes:

"Why America Won't Be Invaded"

FamilyDayInWestVirgina.wmv
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Basically, it shows rednecks and their kids (some less than 10y/o)at a 'familygathering', shooting AK-47s and other machineguns, and whooping it up.

Helen said...

Love the pics for this post, floyd!

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