Why Rush Limbaugh is the Head of the GOP

The Top Ten Reasons Why Rush Limbaugh is the Head of the GOP:

10. Michael Steele is not fat enough to represent a party of elephants.

9. Rush flunked out of college his freshman year, proving that he is qualified to lead a party of morons.

8. He's the right wing poster boy for prescription drug addiction, and anyone who supports the Party of No has to be on drugs.

7. Al Franken named a book after him.

6. He makes an enormous amount of money sitting on his butt.

5. Bobby Jindal speaks like Mister Rogers.

4. Ditto is such an easy word for imbeciles to spell.

3. He has the biggest cigar, the biggest microphone, and he thinks the biggest something else.

2. Sarah who?

1. Because he says so.