Chipmunk

I have somewhat mixed feelings about this little fellow. Unlike his many similar, hate-filled pundit-pals, Glenn Beck does have at least a few rational ideas. Most of these are within the realm of his fiscal conservatism. Unfortunately, the rest of the time, Chipmunk is as bat-wing nuts as his pals over at the Fair & Balanced Network. Remember when The Blues Brothers met the barkeeper: "We have both kinds, country and western!" The recent rumor is that Chipmunk will join the F&B buttheads next spring. I guess that's where he belongs, after all. I shudder to think what they will be paying this little rodent to spread misinformation to the idiotic faithful.