Wednesday, October 29, 2008
First Runner Up
We all know who the top kumquat is in the current realm of American politics. Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is most certainly the runner-up. A kumquat not only is a small fruit with a somewhat sweet outside containing an acidic inside, but it also rhymes well with another word for these two certified denizens of hatred and divisiveness. God told them to do it. Yeah! That's the ticket. Just go ahead and put both these self-righteous whack-jobs on the ticket together so the rest of us can vote them out of our lives once and for all!